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That is just fucking stupid you moron. Sitting in a booth with no money in the machine while you desperately try to grunt out a quick one is just not acceptable. If I go to McDonalds, order a cheese burger and eat it, I would not be allowed to sit there and eat unlimited cheese burgers all fucking day because I paid for the first one. I can do little for you if the booth you so desperately need to whack off in has a load of cum dripping down the monitor. . I do hope you find this little piece of information helpful. Screaming at me will not get you more time in the arcade, it will just get you thrown the fuck out.

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I will not be rushing back there to clean that up real quick for you. Please excuse any grammatical or spelling errors. If you enter a booth with a gloryhole, please don't be surprised if at some point a penis comes through it. Along that same line, I am not a resident fall back option and I'm sorry, but offering me cash for sex will not change my mind on this one ever. That is all I get paid to do and it's all I care about. Just leave me out of it, I will not be impressed, seriously. It really doesn't matter how horny you are, complaining incessantly about it changes nothing.

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You see, the concept really is simple yet I feel the need to break it down for you. We offer a wide range of products that straight people need, so don't assume because someone is going to the adult bookstore they are gay. Keep it to yourself or write it in your journal or whatever. If at that time you have not managed to relieve yourself you have still received what you paid for. That's it, throw the biggest tantrum you can and you will still be left with the same 2 options. We thoughtfully provide paper towels just for that situation.

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You sick fucker what the fuck did your mother teach you when you were little. If the little present left by the previous occupant offends you so much you have 2 options, 1 Walk your ass to another, cleaner, booth. The movie will play until the time limit for the amount of money you put into the machine runs out. You really have no reason to be offended at this one, just think about it for a moment. I have logged 10 ,count em, 10 years working for an adult bookstore and I think I am more than qualified to offer some helpful tips to make your visit to these shops just a little more enjoyable. Had you grabbed the key to the restroom and washed your hands I might just have considered it, otherwise I have no interest in touching you. Please wait until you are in the arcade to cruise for dick.

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I will then take your fucking picture and show it to every one who works here. You just had anonymous sex with a man, woman, tranny, or you just got finished masturbating. If the only customers I have in the arcade are so old you are wondering how they remain upright, much less get it up, I simply can't waive a magic wand and fill the arcade with an all gay swim team. If you enter a booth with a window, please don't be surprised if you look up and find someone watching you, coming to the counter and demanding that I throw whomever out because they were peeking at your willy will honestly accomplish little. I do not need a play by play description of what you were just doing. Also don't be surprised if a voice comes through it asking for you to stick your penis through the hole, it's what it's there for. If you choose not to use them then I choose to laugh and call you a douche bag.

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These traumatic events can all be avoided by entering a private booth where you can masturbate to your hearts content in relative privacy. . . . . . .

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